Friday, February 4, 2011

Sock heaven

I have been a good boy and ever wonder where all those lonely socks go when they disappear from the laundry? You know, they always disappear singly, not as a pair. Well, I know the answer! No - I don't raid the laundry and steal them like some Airedales. I know we have a reputation for that. 

They end up on Ocean Beach!
I made sure it was shaken, not stirred.
Ahhhhh - the smell of dirty feet in the morning.
Fly, baby, fly!
I left it by the white rose when I was done.
I'm very Zen that way, you know.
So, 'til my next misadventure, be good and practice safe socks or suffer the consequences.


OscarBlogger said...

In our house, missing socks are usually because of the pup! It's not just an Airedale thing - it's definitely a schnauzer thing too. Maybe one day Oscar will learn to leave the poor socks alone like Max does. :)

Oskar said...

BOL, safe sock!

Nubbin wiggles,

Suka said...

hey Maximus,

I think you solved an incredible mystery that has been plaguing humans for decades! Good job! You are one smart pup! And you look like you are having tons of fun on Ocean Beach!